fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

(via oneofkarensbabes)

mishasminions:

gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT TO ME

viagaijingarrett

br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via hotwhiteguy)

eeruhrah:

WHAT THIS IS SO CUTE❤️❤️

(Source: kenlovers, via catsinthelabyrinth)

When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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(via humoristics)

hashtag-sherlocklives:

[x]

this is the accurate relationship between the Americans and the English 

(Source: frederdickchilton, via lickingwindshields)

"He was just a dumbass" - x

(via watchingthedetective)

watchingthedetective:

gorlt:

and, if you can’t get toasted pearl Couscous handpicked and blessed by a Moroccan shaman on the first tuesday of the winter harvest for your Sautéed Escarole then store bought is fine

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"Quail stock is so easy to make at home!"

"I like to harvest my own free-trade 1000% organic quinoa and mix it with endangered pink sea salt"

mcavoy-marvel:

Sir Patrick Stewart ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

(via gingerbbatch)

viamcavoy-marvel

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dudeufugly:

Benedict Cumberbatch ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

(via usiriuswhite)

viadudeufugly

Dulé Hill takes the #IceBucketChallenge
         ”I nominate Jaleel White, Lamorne Morris, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, James Roday, Andrew Porteous, and Georgia Maher. That’s right - I’m talking to you @TexasArtChic! I’m doing this for the late Andrene Dipronio, always love to the Gabay family!”

(Source: verbivore8642, via samuel-seaborn)

Dulé Hill takes the #IceBucketChallenge
         ”I nominate Jaleel White, Lamorne Morris, Timothy Omundson, Maggie Lawson, James Roday, Andrew Porteous, and Georgia Maher. That’s right - I’m talking to you @TexasArtChic! I’m doing this for the late Andrene Dipronio, always love to the Gabay family!”

(Source: verbivore8642, via samuel-seaborn)

miss-kiley:

balance0fprobability:

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

lisa-imsherlocked:

Tom Hiddleston’s reponse to Ben’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

Fuck.
Them.
Both.

I’m tryin’

damn them both. 

miss-kiley:

balance0fprobability:

britishmenaredestroyingmylife:

lisa-imsherlocked:

Tom Hiddleston’s reponse to Ben’s Ice Bucket Challenge.

Fuck.

Them.

Both.

I’m tryin’

damn them both. 

(via gingerbbatch)